Long time no Blog

After some long overdue time away from the whole filmmaking thing, I have started to gather the pieces for Yet another Boston Brewed disaster. I have started to write the script that eventually be Boston Brewed the Movie part 2. All I know is it will be a road trip flick this time with Tommy and John Taking their drunk asses on the road in search of, what else? their next drunken conversation. I preparation for the film I am also in the edit room retooling the original film, as I believe the flick could be better. Although I got a lot of the jokes and pieces I was reluctant to edit out originally I think I need a few fresh scenes and some fresh edits to give it one more try out there on the festival circuit. So The original will be the directors cut and the new cut will be Boston Brewed Re-cut and just as Obnoxious (or something like that) For now there is not much new going on (as you can tell by the fact I never fahking post anything here) But hopefully I will have some new stuff soon so if you are one of the 12 people who have been here hope you come back and invite a friend or two. For now here is a new short that came out of the Penn State stuff and may or may not be part of the next flick (it takes a while and this may be old old news) Anyway hope to post some new shit soon and enjoy...

How Tommy Fucked up Sundance for us

I have just recently found out That Boston Brewed the Movie is an official Rejection of the 2011 Sundance Film Festival. That being said, you may think I would be dissapointed. Realy I am not as an Official Rejection notice is awesome for this movie. Especially one with the name Sundance attached as you will see in the coming weeks. While I figured that Sundance would not have our 90 minute unpolitically correct, we don't go up to the line of decent taste we smash through it with a sledge hammer, film. I did not think one of our own would fuck it up for us (then again if you know anything about these assbags, you know they will fuck it up one way or another) So first here is the boilerplate letter we and apparently 3,684 others recived...

Dear Dave,

On behalf of the Sundance Programming team, we would like to thank you for submitting your film to the 2011 Sundance Film Festival.  Unfortunately, we are not able to include it in our program this year.  With over 3,800 feature films submitted for consideration, narrowing the field down to 115 was more difficult than ever.  Please know that your film was carefully considered by our staff, and we viewed far more worthy films than we had room for in the program.  Do not be discouraged by this decision-- we wish you the best of luck with your film, and look forward to having the opportunity to view your work in the future.

Sincerely,

John Cooper

Director, Sundance Film Festival

What I did not know till today was what Tommy tried to do to get our film screened. This assnuget, found out every judge and directors address. Had sex with just about everyone of them, this would include wives, daughters, a gay son or two and a few men judges. Now I am all for taking one for the team. But taking love yogurt slung from the cocks of Sundance judges a little out there even for Tommy. Now while I applaud him for the effort to do as he said "Whatever it takes to make myself famous so I don't have to continue these stupid fucking webiosodes with you fuckbags" The fact that he roffied half of these poor bastards, promised marrage to  a few, and actually paid for sex with one which we are not sure was a man or woman, places Tommy in the I am a complete fucking idiot hall of fame. So after pissing off many of the judges who may or may not have liked our filthy little film. Tom all but Assured anything with my name on it will never be shown at the Sundance film fest as long as I live. So thank you very much Tom for fucking me in the ass and leaving your goo all over my back, you giant bag of deep fried shit.

Brewed Journal entry Febuary 17, 2009

As I was writing the journals yesterday our star,Tommy,had a bit of a meltdown. The lighting director, Andy was fixing a light above the bar and apparently knocked over Tommy’s beer. He went apeshit and started screaming at the poor bastard. I stopped what I was doing and tried to calm the situation. Tom then proceeded to piss on a set of lights that were plugged into a socket. He electrocuted himself, and was badly burned. If not for John’s heroic efforts (hitting Tom across the head with a bar stool) Tommy could have been hurt much worse. John said “I ain't never seen a pecker light on fire. Now I have..It smelled like badly boiled cabbage and hot dogs.” Our Co-creator Jim had this to say, “I thought it was just special effects, Wow his cock was crispy” and Becky said “Well that will teach him to stop whipping it out just anywhere, won’t it?” So,production is shut down for a few days,until Tommy recovers…I think I'm going to work on my other film, before I think too much about this and stab myself in the eyes just to get the image of a crispy crank out of my head. Oh yeah,Tommy said please,no flowers, if you want to send something, cases make a nice gift.

Here is the audio from the set

Tommy's Meltdown

Classick Brewed Journal Post Febuary 6, 2009

For those of you who care here's the first in a series of behind the scenes exclusive interviews, with the cast of Boston Brewed The Movie...Since we started filming,these guys are turning into real fucking superstar brats! (except John,who's quiet until he needs a beer, then we have to get it toot sweet, or he starts breaking shit)....Right now Retarded Marvin is screaming because one of the crew members just pissed in his soda. Marvin told him the Sox sucked....Well Marvin,piss in your soda sucks worse...Mickey All of our female cast members were getting increasingly pissed as Mickey the angry drunken irish midget was running around and biting all of their asses,so Jim ran over and kicked him right in the head,all the while fumiong that"They should stay in their own fucking dimension." Pat agreed loudly and asked Jim if they needed to go to the” casting couch.” Jim sent the old bastard my way and he grabbed my member....What the fuck have I gotten myself into? These people are fucking insane. ....Oh shit,Tommy is going Christian Bale on one of the crew members as I write this. I have to handle this shit!.... We will get that audio for you soon, I am sure if it doesn't end up on TMZ first... Behind The Bah! Interviews from the set of Boston Brewed