As I was writing the journals yesterday our star,Tommy,had a bit of a meltdown. The lighting director, Andy was fixing a light above the bar and apparently knocked over Tommy’s beer. He went apeshit and started screaming at the poor bastard. I stopped what I was doing and tried to calm the situation. Tom then proceeded to piss on a set of lights that were plugged into a socket. He electrocuted himself, and was badly burned. If not for John’s heroic efforts (hitting Tom across the head with a bar stool) Tommy could have been hurt much worse. John said “I ain't never seen a pecker light on fire. Now I have..It smelled like badly boiled cabbage and hot dogs.” Our Co-creator Jim had this to say, “I thought it was just special effects, Wow his cock was crispy” and Becky said “Well that will teach him to stop whipping it out just anywhere, won’t it?” So,production is shut down for a few days,until Tommy recovers…I think I'm going to work on my other film, before I think too much about this and stab myself in the eyes just to get the image of a crispy crank out of my head. Oh yeah,Tommy said please,no flowers, if you want to send something, cases make a nice gift.
Here is the audio from the set
