I have just recently found out That Boston Brewed the Movie is an official Rejection of the 2011 Sundance Film Festival. That being said, you may think I would be dissapointed. Realy I am not as an Official Rejection notice is awesome for this movie. Especially one with the name Sundance attached as you will see in the coming weeks. While I figured that Sundance would not have our 90 minute unpolitically correct, we don't go up to the line of decent taste we smash through it with a sledge hammer, film. I did not think one of our own would fuck it up for us (then again if you know anything about these assbags, you know they will fuck it up one way or another) So first here is the boilerplate letter we and apparently 3,684 others recived...
Dear Dave,
On behalf of the Sundance Programming team, we would like to thank you for submitting your film to the 2011 Sundance Film Festival. Unfortunately, we are not able to include it in our program this year. With over 3,800 feature films submitted for consideration, narrowing the field down to 115 was more difficult than ever. Please know that your film was carefully considered by our staff, and we viewed far more worthy films than we had room for in the program. Do not be discouraged by this decision-- we wish you the best of luck with your film, and look forward to having the opportunity to view your work in the future.
Sincerely,
John Cooper
Director, Sundance Film Festival
What I did not know till today was what Tommy tried to do to get our film screened. This assnuget, found out every judge and directors address. Had sex with just about everyone of them, this would include wives, daughters, a gay son or two and a few men judges. Now I am all for taking one for the team. But taking love yogurt slung from the cocks of Sundance judges a little out there even for Tommy. Now while I applaud him for the effort to do as he said "Whatever it takes to make myself famous so I don't have to continue these stupid fucking webiosodes with you fuckbags" The fact that he roffied half of these poor bastards, promised marrage to a few, and actually paid for sex with one which we are not sure was a man or woman, places Tommy in the I am a complete fucking idiot hall of fame. So after pissing off many of the judges who may or may not have liked our filthy little film. Tom all but Assured anything with my name on it will never be shown at the Sundance film fest as long as I live. So thank you very much Tom for fucking me in the ass and leaving your goo all over my back, you giant bag of deep fried shit.
